This morning hates me.
My alarm clock exploded, waking me up in the process. How annoying. Alarm clocks aren't supposed to explode. So I collect the pieces and put them in a box to remind myself that I hate technology and then proceed with my usual routine.
Radio.
I turn it on because I need some noise to stir the deathly quiet and I can’t seem to function in the morning without music. It’s ironic because these days music is technology. My bad luck with technology ensues however and there is no music to be heard. Only the sound of annoying radio hosts muttering about total crap.
Except for one station that I rarely listen to but I hate the song. Then the music stops and it’s that damn Kyle character marveling at a woman with no uterus. He finds it weird that this woman is unlucky in love because according to his logic; doesn’t EVERY guy want a chick with no uterus?
This morning’s conclusion: Kylie is a bloody moron.
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