Stardate 090807- This morning as I somehow got out of my bed, I noted how there was a man with pointy ears gazing intently at my muscular 70’s physique .
“Spock. You were watching me sleep again.”
“No sir, I was… merely coming in to wake you.”
Wearily I moved past the creepy alien, somewhat unable to believe his statement, I couldn’t help but notice the half empty popcorn container and large soda that he was still clutching.
Mental note #34506 – Lock the door upon retiring for the night.
I showered quickly and after being handed a towel from my pointy eared companion who allegedly did not realise I was in the showering cubicle even though he was standing waiting for me with a fresh towel in hand.
Mental note #34507 – Lock the door upon entering the shower room.
Now dry, shaven, perfumed and manicured I confidently opened my wardrobe to get one of my many stylish and never out-of-date insignia uniforms, only to be surprised by a weird alien, looking at me with surprise and stupor, one nostril still attached to the groin area of yesterday’s stylish and never out-of-date uniform.
Mental note #34508 – This alien is #*#@!* creepy.
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