This Morning!!

This morning I woke up the sound of laughing. Who was laughing at me? I felt the stabbing pain of an object sticking in the small of my back. Damn remote. It was then that I realised... I don’t have a TV in my room anymore! What the….? I was on the living room sofa. But… I had a blanket scrunched into a ball beside me so I knew that there must be some logic to this most unusual of mid-week mornings.

The drinking, the celebrating, the “wooooooo, congratulations Dom, now you can drive us everywhere”’s all flooded back to me. Dom, a man of 22 years of age, and a good friend who never had the curse of the “designated driver” had finally attained his Provisional 1 license!!!

So amidst all the congratulatory drinks, in which, Ironically, Dom did not partake as he was… the Deso~, I was driven home in a state of euphoric delight purely driven by the fact that I was not a driver but a well deserved passenger who well deservedly needed a good ride home.

So through the door I went, through the hallway through the kitchen to the sofa. I think… or was it? Funny that because my face was fresh and my teeth were brushed… yet the recollection of this is lost in the sea of my dying brain… brain cells diminishing as we speak… write… read… BLOG!